Permission to be vulnerable in this torture dungeon. Do you guys even like me
I have to apologise. It seems I wasn’t clear, and my words were misconstrued. 16000 of you have been led, like lambs, to the errant conclusion that I am a victim of some common torture dungeon together with the rest of you, and not the proprietor of my own, very successful and functional, torture dungeon. It’s vital for public relations that I clear this up. First- it’s my torture dungeon. It was a candid moment between myself and the men I have carved into new shapes. I had no idea this sentiment would resonate with so many. Second, I don’t know who tom or greg are, but they’re both welcome in my dungeon. By the response I have seen, it appears many of you are in torture dungeons of your own, and have been unsatisfied with the service. In mine? Not so. Your insecurities would melt away. You would gain several cool new tumours and mutations, that would make you likable, or at least noteworthy, to any peer group of social equals you might encounter. You would never need to ask again, ‘do you guys even like me’, for it would be understood. Or because you don’t have a mouth anymore. And I as your torturer would definitely like you. If only you would donate your healthy, youthful bodies to science. My science.
Anonymous asked:
Hey, I found a beanie boo that I liked the design of but I can't stand those giant uguu eyes. Do you think it would be possible to replace them with smaller safety eyes akin to the old beanie babies? If yes, do you have any advice?
thylacines-toybox answered:
I was gonna answer this in a normal way, but then I got curious about trying it for myself and thought I might as well demonstrate!
So, I went and picked up a guy from the supermarket. The selection there was pretty barren today but I found a decent test subject:
Eye replacement procedure below!
by far the funniest thing you can say immediately after winning the NBA finals
for those of you who don't follow basketball, this guy is the best player in the world right now
