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bootyquake-offthe-richterscale:

you start up the new dragon age. excited to make your own character with their own personality and story line. you press start but there is no character creation screen. you don’t choose a name or race or class. there is only one choice and that choice is sandal. you’ve been fooled. you must play as sandal. the only dialogue choices are variations on the word enchantment. it’s the best game you’ve ever played.

Good GOD. It’s PERFECT.

ediebrit:

this video saved my life

(Source: deeandrareynolds)

profanedrseuss:

mathias-s-t:

maggiesouth:

queen-phlox:

killerkerfuffle:

narwhals-in-space:

charlie-says-sloth:

swingingonthespiral:

PERFECT FOR ADVENTURING

Reblogged before but I don’t care. I want these.

me too also same in addition to.

perfect for the end of the world!

hold on while i prepare for the zombie apocalypse

where can I buy this?

I need all of these for reasons!

Sewing friends. Make me these. I can’t afford them all at $400 a pop

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nickysixpack:

one time i was at my friend’s house while her sister was getting arrested and 3 cops walk into the house one checks all the rooms and when he looks in the first bathroom there i am sitting on the toilet seat in south park boxers shaving my legs and we just lock eyes and i just kinda freeze and after like 4 seconds of absolute silence i’m like “…what seems to be the problem officer” and he shut the door on me

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elderheart:

littlelimpstiff14u2:

The Graceful Sculptures of

Forest Rogers

Just a word here, for the moment. I studied stage design at Carnegie-Mellon University in Pittsburgh, PA, receiving an MFA in Costume Design. I make critters, both ‘fine’ and commercial. More anon!

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Hnnnnnnnnng I got to see most of these in person and they are SO PRETTY WOW

like there is so much detail it’s ridiculous

and Forest is so sweet :’)

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